Am I the only one?

Life as a police wife is both wonderful and takes some getting used to. Like the other day when I heard a clanking sound coming from the dryer and went to check and see what it was. Anyone want to guess? Yup, a bullet - one stray round just hot and clanking around in there. Nothing bad could've come of that, right? At least it's some incentive to do a better job checking pockets.